
The Game On! Diet: Kick Your Friend’s Butt While Shrinking Your Own
is NOT a diet. It’s basically a way to bring out your most competitive, trash-talking Inner Bitch and unleash said bitch on the competition, and may the leanest body win. The book’s subtitle says it all: Kick Your Friend’s Butt While Shrinking Your Own. The deal is that you make up teams, pick a prize to play for, choose a start date, and then start keeping score for how well you stick to the plan. Here’s the basic blueprint:
* 30 meal points: 6 points per meal for five fully sanctioned meals. Sounds like a lot, but there’s absolutely NO snacking between meals.
* 20 exercise points: You’ve got to put in at least 20 minutes a day. You decide which kind.
* 10 water points: You’ve got to gulp–gulp!–3 liters of water a day. Yeah, I don’t like this idea either, but maybe if we all tried it, we’d get that radiant skin they all talk about, right?
* 15 sleep points: You’ve got to sleep 7 hours a night. I know, I know.
* 20 transformation points: 20 points a day for practicing one healthy new habit and another 10 for eliminating one unhealthy old habit. Yeah, Thin Mints, I’m talking to YOU.
* 5 communication points: You have to be in contact with at least one teammate and at least one opponent each day–phone, email, and texting count.
Exceptions: Every player gets one meal off and one day off.
Bonus points: You earn a 10-point bonus for turning in your scores to your team’s scorekeepers on time.
Penalties: 10 points off for snacking between meals–even if it’s a healthy snack. Three blueberries? Buh-bye, 10 points. There’s a 20-point collusion penalty so you don’t conspire to cheat. There’s a 25-point PER PORTION alcohol penalty–no Devil’s Lemonade except for on your day off. (According to the authors, alcohol can slow the body’s ability to burn fat by 73 PERCENT. Holy. Fucking. Shit.)
Each week has a maximum of 850 points; add ‘em up and divide ‘em by the number of players and you’ve got your team score. Best score at the end of Week 4 wins the prize!
Why is this such a really cool book? Let me count the ways:
1) It’s really, really funny. Krista Vernoff is the executive producer of Grey’s Anatomy and writes a lot of the episodes, and girlfriend can write. She gained some whale-worthy amount of weight during her pregnancy and writes hilariously about her temptations, so she comes across as your next major girl crush.
2) It’s really smart about how all of us will immediately figure out how to game the system, and Krista and Az offer all these intelligent, well-argued reasons why we shouldn’t. Give me a moment, and I’ll figure out how to game those too.
3) Please show me another diet book that encourages good habits like volunteering, stopping negative self-talk, and the like.
4) It’s really put the nail in the coffin of my torrid on-again-off-again love affair with Diet Coke, which is now revealed for the caustic chemical bath it is.
5) It harnesses our natural competitiveness for good instead of EEE-vil. Especially important for the ladies, ’cause we’re too often told that competing is, well, unladylike.
6) It blows apart the idea that you can manifest whatever you want by using The Secret, ’cause one competitor tried chanting “Pizza digests perfectly and quickly in my body” and it didn’t work.
7) It actually makes it plausible that you could have barrels-of-monkey fun trash talking the competition, sending snarky emails flying around the electronic ectoplasm, and plotting world domination while striding ever nearer to reentry into skinny jeans.
I’d actually love to try this. The authors suggest you pick a prize that hurts a little–hey, you need skin in the game–but not a lot. Losers buy the winners dinner, or a gift certificate to their favorite spa (or bookstore!) Their prizes always seem to include the losing team being forced to compose humiliating haikus–LOVE this!
So is this something we should all crowdsource? Thoughts, please!*
* For the record: Just so’s you know, after I saw Krista on GMA, I emailed the publisher and requested a free review copy.
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