Daily Check-In

Stop washing your hands!

by betsy on May 18, 2013 · 3 comments

Today’s weight:  Dunno; I jumped into my gardening clothes without weighing in. The news couldn’t be bad, though, because I ate fairly clean yesterday and spent three hours prepping my garden beds and then installing seedlings: Insta-garden!

Today I am grateful for: 1) Eating Indian food with the man and the boy; the last time we ate that cuisine was at “Big Bite” in Arusha, Tanzania. 2) The satisfaction of weeding a garden bed and working in homemade compost. 3) Ibuprofen; my aching back!

No gym today, so no gym monitor gleanings, but here’s some fun stuff:

*  Stop washing your hands!:  All those bacteria could be good for you!

*  Size 10, not size 4:  Hooray for Jennie Runk, plus-size gorgeous model, and her message for girls.

*  Thanks for nothing:  The guy who invented the fish stick–bane of my Friday nights during my Catholic-inflected youth–has sailed his last sea at 96.

*  Aw of the day:  Let’s hear it for the good guys!

*  Emergency back-up Aw of the day:  Stop dressing your Corgis up like pandas.

xxoo,

Betsy

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Today’s weight: 139.0, down 1.2 pounds, post-clean eating. Ah, that’s more like it!

Today I am grateful for: 1) The heavenly birdsong this morning. 2) The old lady with that beautiful pure white ponytail I saw on the street this morning. 3) The sight of a man’s arm in a carpal tunnel cast  with his fingers furiously keeping the beat while he paused his truck at a red light.

Today’s gym monitor gleanings:

*  “Fight for your life”:  Good on Mo’nique, who’s lost 80 pounds, down from 300 and still going strong–literally.

*  Hold the pepperoni:  A healthy pizza?  Avec seaweed and red peppers.

*  Department of What Could Go Wrong?:  Howzabout a toothbrush that injects caffeine into your piehole?

*  “Lose weight or die”:  How one man relearned how to eat to save his life and marriage.

*  Yoga for old folks:  The NYTimes continues the series.

*  Aw of the day:  Two grads with caps and gowns!

*  Emergency back-up Aw of the day:  I will never, ever tire of these.

xxoo,

Betsy

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Time for a treadmill desk?

by betsy on May 16, 2013 · 5 comments

Today’s weight:  140.2, down 0.2 pounds.  You mean I can’t eat clean-ish for a single day and drop the stupid pounds I put on?  You mean I shouldn’t have had that glass of Devil’s Lemonade and shot of tequila?  Well, I’m not loving your tone.

Today I am grateful for:  1) The chance to run boring errands with my boy.  2) The chance to watch stupid TV with my boy. 3) That my daughter would turn to me for support; I’m not always embarrassing!

Today’s gym monitor gleanings:

*  I’m thinking of getting me one:  Susan Orleans on the treadmill desk.  “I talked to him for about a mile.”

*  People are going bat-shit crazy:  Because a magazine mentioned Zoe Saldana’s weight on its cover. “I have a thin frame.”

* If you’re gonna be an identify thief:  Maybe refrain from posting on Instagram?  The steak did look yummy, though.

*  Apparently today:  Is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. I’m gonna celebrate by not eating one.

*  Aw of the day:  C’mon, get happy!  Seriously, c’mon, get happy!

xxoo,

Betsy

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Eat more insects!

by betsy on May 15, 2013 · 11 comments

Today’s weight: 140.4, up 1.4 pounds of utter nonsense. I’ve detected an old pattern. I was losing badly at poker last night, so I just fell onto the snack table like it was Ryan Gosling, because I “deserved” crappy food to make up for my chip losses. Not helpful. Clean eating today!

Today I am grateful for: 1) Another precious day with my son before he leaves for Africa. 2) A fascinating book to read:  Going Clear by Lawrence Wright, about Scientology. 3) The Martha Beck tribe, always so helpful when I need advice!

Today’s gym monitor gleanings:

*  Spinach omelets in your panini press:  And other breakfast hacks, including some genuinely healthy ideas.

*  Just pass me the shaker:  So which is it, guys, salt or no salt?  Sheesh.

*  And they’re high-protein, low-cal!:  Eat more insects and save the world!

*  Something else I won’t be eating:  BK is burping out its own rib sandwich. Take that Mickey D!

*  THANK YOU:  To this mom, for helping her daughter channel heroines, not princesses.

*  Aw of the day:  The squirrel is eating the potato chips so you don’t have to!

*  Emergency Back-Up Aw of the Day:  Emo corgis!

xxoo,

Betsy

 

xxoo,

Betsy

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Power to my paunch!

by betsy on May 14, 2013 · 3 comments

Today’s weight: 139.0, down a tinch from last weigh-in, and I think maybe I accidentally sold a piece of my soul to the devil to achieve that, considering the three days of ridiculously unclean eating in which I partook. Yesterday was quite abstemious however. Maybe my body is achieving its new old set point? Or was today an outlier?  Answer cloudy, try again later.

Today I am grateful for: 1) A goooood night’s sleep; my eyes shut themselves before 9:00 pm. 2) A fun, albeit brief, road trip with the kiddles; we dropped Sam off at a train and drove Kate up to campus. Goofy road trips en famille are my fave. 3) Cuddling with my sweet man.

Today’s gym monitor gleanings:

*  Dept. of Duh:  OF COURSE we need more yoga clothing in plus sizes!

*  Girl meets grill:  How to grill fish without flaking out.

*  Half the calories:  Because photography!

*  “Lunchtime lipo”:  That’d be a pass.

*  Visiting the doctor:  Take this checklist.

*  “The Power Paunch”:  How come the dudes get to have them and we don’t?

*  Hell-NO-mann’s:  Someone’s just a tad tetchy about mayo.

*  Aw of the day:  Now I don’t feel so bad that I don’t have a dog.

xxoo,

Betsy

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